My best friend is a germaphobe. I am anxious about too many other things, so I haven't jumped on that band wagon. Besides, having germs around helps kids build up healthy immune systems. Right?
I sent Ashley over to sleep over at her house last night, before Hayley arrived home early from camp with her barf bag. I had been waiting all night for a call to come and pick her up. It never came.
In the morning I received a call. I asked sheepishly if everything was okay. "Yeah, why?"
I told her why.
That's when snot came up, we had a little walk down memory lane and a good belly laugh.
Snot was the issue when the kids were smaller. Little kids always have snotty noses, sometimes it's allergies, sometimes it's a raging virus and sometimes it's just... snot.
You can't send a snotty kid to a germaphobe's house. It's not kosher, but that's when Ashley learned the "What colour is your snot?" game. You see, green, yellow and brown snot is not okay, but clear snot is acceptable.
When Ashley wanted to go over to play, but had a leaky nose, I would feel guilty just sending her without having a snot discussion because you can't hide snot from a germaphobe. Snot has a habit of revealing itself. "Um, Ashley has a runny nose, but she's not really sick. Can she still come over, would it be okay with you?"
"Well what colour is the snot?"
"Um yellowish?"
"No, she must not come!"
"Oh, sorry"
The next day Ashley would ask to make the phone call for me.
"Can I please come over today? My snot has no colour!"
"Ashley, if it's clear, then that's okay because it means you're not contageous."
Hooray, she passed!